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Old 09-11-2007, 06:46 PM   #10
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Re: Slusho!



in Godzilla vs Hedorah, he's been getting pissed off at this pollution monster for pretty much the whole film, only he keeps getting knocked down as the little fucker escapes

so Godzilla displays the ability to fly, then proceeds to rip the eggs out of Hedorah so that it can never have children

they don't show it in this clip, but he also walks off with its eye in his hand, and this kid yells at him "Thank you, Godzilla!"

but Godzilla will have none of that

he turns around, roars, scowls, and breathes fire in the kid's direction

because goddammit, he didn't do this for you, he did it because it was fucking up the ocean he lives in
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