LW 3-way: D.C (1-0) vs deff (0-1) vs koneKt (1-0-4 TKO)

[Vokals]

Rules & Guidelines

Check In By Wed. Nov 24th Midnight EST
Verses Due By Thurs. Nov 25th Midnight EST
6-8 Bars Only
Anything over will result in 1 docked vote.

[KonEkt]

crown me.

[Tony..]

SWEET
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check.... g'luck fellas

[Australian™]

check good luck all

[Tony..]

Let’s get it……….. SWEET!
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Originally Posted by deff *check sig*

Perfectly actual, actually perfect and perfectually factual

^actually, ‘perfectually’ isn’t even a word… nursery rhymes… ‘Peter Piper’ should get more sig time then that line deserves…
That probably was ur best, and what makes it worse… if that was the hottest line, then I’d hate to see the rest of the verse//
Deff asked “Would anyone actually be interested in joining a new crew?” uh no… especially not with you…
3 battlers, lets do the math duke… if winning this counts as two, in 8 matches it would take you 4 tries JUST TO ‘DOUBLE U’ (W)//*
It’s really sad… even the 3 on a phone keypad is OVER YOU… even with one ‘F’ you still wouldn’t pass…**
When you checked in, you basically said “I’m ready for DC to kick my ass”… cuz against me like drinking cups of ‘java’… ur guaranteed to ‘crash’//

Originally Posted by KonEkt

well whoever im set with is losing.

^ ‘Big words’ for somebody who prefers to ‘safe talk’… lets face off ... this battle is a ‘house-broken bake-off’… cuz this is a ‘cake-walk’…
Don’t be surprised if Kon goes AWOL… his lines couldn’t ‘KonEKT(connect)’ even if they went from Tom Brady to Randy Moss//***
You’re a ‘Jehovah’s Witness’ so I don’t mind dropping first because it’s ‘Thanksgiving’ and you’ll probably only ‘feed’ off my verse…****
The only time Kon’s verse (Converse) will see ‘green’ is if he used Larry Birds first shoes to do some lawn work//
‘The Hook Up’? Get real, even Master P wouldn’t buy it… you a whack ‘cat’… but even the Chinese wouldn’t ‘bite it’…
He printed off my last battle… now get reminded, please do not PM me no more because I’m not going to sign it!//







Yall still breathin? I’ll fix that…………


Get merked quick w/ no chance to ask nothing… yalls best beat is to ‘tag team’ me but don’t confuse that w/ ‘ass fucking’…
Yall ‘stupid net thugs’... that’s funny… because when yall said “I get crack money”… yall meant ur part-time jobs as ‘crash dummies’//


http://www.cncmagazine.com/vol6thru8...CrashDummy.jpg



Yall some ‘angry panhandling rappers’… which means ur flow is ‘mad bummy’… I got more wins then both and I just started LAST SUNDAY…
Yall wouldn’t get ‘Lee’-way even if Bruce told me directions… both got ‘erections’ when they saw this battle was a “3-way”//

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* (gets calculator)… Deff only has two wins… this is his 8th battle w/ two opponents… at this rate it’ll take him four tries just to double his record… see the wordplay? Sad statistic…
** on a phone keypad says 3 = “DEF”… continuation of the play on his record… even that ‘3’ is better then him…
*** for those who don’t watch American football, Tom Brady and Randy Moss ALWAYS connect
**** Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate the holidays, so I was generous enough to allow him to ‘feed’ on my verse since he’ll be hungry this thanksgiving

[KonEkt]

10 minute key, still smacking yall niggas
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it's only 5 bars though
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Before yall spit hot, I bet you get lockd, both get scared n tell
And it’s like ‘2 heads on a blunt’, ‘they’ll both be sharrin Ls’..!
There’s no square or gloves, but belive im hot with hands, pop ya mans
and In the ring wit Kay E? ‘You wont EVER-LAST’ like ‘boxin brands’..!
Plus you can ask Tom Cruise, it aint impossible, im completin my mission
Cuz on my road to glory, yall niggas a ‘SHORT STOP’ like ‘Jeter’s position’..!
My audio’s weak? text is godly, forget ya hoby, even my choruses could clap at you
Say the wrong words and bet KonEkt’ll be ‘all over DC’ like ‘tourists at the capitol’..!
Imma move up, next week im the champ, imma a straight fuckin fact spitter
And at a light fate, yall stuck in the light weight, wont ‘ever develope’ like ‘bad pictures’..!

*Derek Jeter's a short stop, other than that you should get em.

[Vokals]

its fine, no worries, its all about quality & not quantity, as far as votes go, i'll give u a pass b.c of all the voting u did last week, and i'm not against ruining someones holiday

next post should either be links or deff's verse

and imma clear the rest of the crap

[Australian™]

D.C

Drop another verse you'll be convicted of war-crimes, poor-lines, yet stillin sayin that its your-time*
Your flow has no worth, couldn't be fresh if your "Mother-was-Earth" kid you should have been "Smothered-At-Birth"

D.C let me decree its agreed your "Atrocious At Keys", yet still battlin me, a certified "Precocious-Emcee"
Your skills are history and disputed, why you rhyme is a mystery like "Rasputin**" - Deff'll stay the King

Insane beginning, while you'll simply "Abstain-From-Winning" like the French left wing***, entrenching Deff-in
Your incapable of completing a sentence, repeating your repentance, like being "Defeated At The Next Election"

-Disarming you-
I'll demilitarize your false intentions with out alarm, visualise your disarm, idealizin your demize'n pullin the rope'll make you "Topple Like Saddamn"

*Under his name
** If you dont know who rasputin is..en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasputin - he was oftend shrouded in mystery and his skills as a holy man disputed
***http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_...ection%2C_2002 - Left wing entrenched in parliament.



P.S: I think I still have 6 and a Half hours to drop the other half??

[Australian™]

If that was your first-rate, I'll leave you with reversed weight* like "Two Ls" Sparking a "Cool J" (LL.Cool J)
You spit nasty shit up, like this was "2 Girls 1 cup**", your a biter, chewed up and spat out like "Gwen Stefani to No Doubt***"

Deff'll perfect this fatality, theres no protecting your mortality, cos in a battle theres no such thing as "Net Neutrality"
Problem child****? Your skills are like your sanity, occasionally mild, I'll leave you with no fans like this was "Into The Wild*****"


Your structures taking measures to ensure its MISSING PARTS LIKE LEPERS, fans couldn't KonEkt to you if this was "Dot-to-Dot Pleasures"******

*At the moment we are light-weight..etc.
** If you havent seen this..dont
*** Ugh sorry..but for those of you that dont know No Doubt was Gwen Stefani's band/group and now shes has ditched them (im not gay)
**** Check the link for his myspace- www.myspace.com/problemchildray
***** Movie called Into the Wild a popular sportsman and college graduate abandons all his fans and possession to live in the wild
****** Childrens Dot-to-Dot Book

LINKS
http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/show....php?p=1433687
http://www.rapworlds.com/forums/show....php?p=1433625

[Snale]

punches-konekt and dc
personals-DC
metas-Konectt
wordplay-konekt
nameplay-DC
flow-tied

Vote-Konekt

DC was a close second, but konekt kinda ripped both of them with the same lines which is important in a 3-way battle